Im mentally brain-dead, tall, white, and fucken skinny,
you wouldnt be able to solve my problems if you were Oprah Winfrey.
Like Mr.T, that guy aint fuckin strong, thats so wrong,
I heard he got a hard on from seeing a poster of Sisqo wearing a thong.
Like Micheal Jackson I think i need some more plastic surgery on my nose,
or some more powder on my face to make me look as white as bleached clothes.
Im Dr. Evil, with a son named scott, fuck Frual, fuck no,
Id rather fuck a few femm bots, then smoke some pot.
It seems that Austin Powers needs to visit tha dentist,
and that car aint his, he got it rented.
My name is well respected, try to step up to me,
thats like being Easy-E, and having sex unprotected.