Ass like that
(Chorus)
The way you shake It, I can’t believe It,
I ain’t never seen a ass like that
The way you move It, you make my pee pee go
Da Doing Doing Doing Doing
I don’t believe It, It’s almost too good to be true,
I ain’t never seen a ass like that
The way you move It, you make my pee pee go
Da Doing Doing Doing Doing
The way she moves, she’s like a belly dancer
She’s shaking that ass to the new Nelly Jam’s
I think someone’s at the door but I don’t think I’ma answer
Police Freeze
Da Doing Doing Doing
(1ST Verse)
What do you mean Freeze? Please I’m human being, I have needs
I’m not done, not till I’m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr. Officer, I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further, It’s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee pee yes, I make r&b
I sing song It go Ringy chong ah, ching chong chong ching
Psyche, I joke, I joke I kid I kid
If I offend I’m sorry please please forgive
If I am Triumph the puppet dog, I am mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love It
(Chorus)
The way you shake It,I can’t believe,
It ain’t never seen a ass like that
The way you move It, you make my pee pee go
Da Doing Doing Doing
Jessica Simpson look’s o so temptin’ Nick
I ain’t never seen a ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Da Doing Doing Doing
Mary Kate and Ashley used to be wholesome
Now they’re getting older they’re starting to grow bums bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police Freeze
Da Doing Doing Doing
(2nd Verse)
What do you mean Freeze?Jeeze, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put It away my zippers zipped
Please don’t remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m Pee Wee Herman this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop and plea and be free
Free yes free right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer is with Michael he’s to busy
I am Triumph! Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my hand
(Chorus)
The way you shake It, I can’t believe,
I ain’t never seen a ass like that
The way you move It, you make my pee pee go
Da Doing Doing Doing Doing
Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a Butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll ass and she’ll my pee pee go
Da Doing Doing Doing
The way she moves she dances like a go go
In that video she sings “get out” you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jojo
Police Freeze
Da Doing Doing Doing
(3rd Verse)
What do you mean Freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here I make Jesus juice, take a sip of these
Nobody is save from me, no not even me
I don’t even know If I can say the word pee pee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Psyche I joke, I joke I kid I kid
I don’t my joke is working I must flee
Quick get to the shopper everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold get down…
(Chorus)
The way you shake It, I can’t believe,
I ain’t never seen a ass like that
The way you move It, you make my pee pee go
Da Doing Doing Doing
So Gwen Stefani
Will you pee pee on me please
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move It, you make my pee pee go
Da Doing Doing Doing
What the fuck is wrong with you? (Ha).