All That Glitters
Original Air Dates: April 1977 - July 1977 (Syndicated)
One morning the Lord she woke up to say
I feel like I wanna be creative today
So by virtue of the power I‘ve invested in me
I‘ll make the Heaven, Earth and the deep blue sea.
Things that swim, fly, walk by, creep and crawl
Now I better make someone to name them all.
Yes, a human was needed in the neighborhood
So the Lord made woman, and it was good.
She said the Garden of Eden‘s no place to be alone
So from the rib of the madame came Adam full grown.
As time went by this groom and bride
Followed the instructions, and multiplied.
She‘s hunt, he‘d cook, she‘d work, he‘d play
While she administered the government, he crocheyed.
She wore the male, he wore the veil
Her head was crowned, his feet were bound
He concubined and walked behind
She was, to pardon th _expression, the mastermind.
So is it any wonder that the men complain
When from the dawn of time it‘s been a woman‘s domain.