I am the very model of a cartoon individual
my animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical
i'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory i have read
from wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head
I'm very good at fancy dances, i can even pirouette
then smack the villain...with a fish, i know my cartoon etiquette
i can make a face all mean and really give you quite a fright
then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite
When in a jam, ijust yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze
then i sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose
i am proud to be in such hierachal progeny
from daff duck an tweety bird to babs and buster bunny
To suit my mood i can call forth a lot of different sceneries
like oter space and desert scapes and himalayan eayeries
from this bag here why i can pull most anything imaginable
like office desks and lava lights and bert who is a cannibal
you see in matters comical, unusual, nd whimsical,
we are the very model of cartoon individuals!