How would you like to go bobbing for apples the shape of fish?
throw a coin into the well, close your eyes, and make a wish?
How would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
downtown they're giving them away,
downtown they're giving them!
how would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
downtown they're giving them away,
downtown they're giving them!
Oh hey there mama nature why do you keep on shooting us that look?
no no we did not take it! i swear we were only borrowing the book!
How would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
downtown they're giving them away,
downtown they're giving them!
how would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
downtown they're giving them away,
downtown they're giving them!
So who's been planting magic beans to catch themselves a golden hen?
we've spent so many years going over this we can't start that all again!
How would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
downtown they're giving them away,
downtown they're giving them!
how would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
downtown they're giving them away,
downtown they're giving them!