Patricia The Stripper


Dennis is a menace
with his "anyone for tennis?"
and he'd beseech me to come keep the score
and maude said, "oh lord, i'm so terribly bored"
i really can't stand it anymore...
I'm going...out to dinner
with a gorgeous singer
to a little place i found
down by the key
Her name is patricia
she calls herself delicia
and the reason isn't
very hard to see
She said, god made her a sinner
just to keep fat men thinner
as they tumble down in heaps
before her feet
They hang around in groups
like battle weary troops
one can often see them
queue right down the street
You see, patricia or delicia
not only is a singer
she also removes all her clothing
For patricia
is the best stripper in town...
And with a swing of her hips
she started to strip
to tremendous applause
she took of her drawers
And with a lick of her lips
she undid all her clips
and threw it all in the air
and everybody stared
And as the last piece of clothing
fell to the floor
the police were banging on the door
on a saturday night
in 1924
Take it away boys...
Well, patricia was arrested
and everyone detested
the terrible manner in which
she was exposed
Later on in court
where everyone thought
a summer's run in jail
would be proposed..
But the judge said patricia
or may i say delicia
the facts of this case lie before me
(knock, knock, knock)
case dismissed...
this girl was in her working clothes...
And with a swing of her hips
she started to strip
to tremendous applause
she took of her drawers
And with a lick of her lips
she undid all her clips
threw it all in the air
and everybody stared
And as the last piece of clothing
fell to the floor
the police were yelling out for more (more)
on a saturday night
in 1924

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