Hey
why'd you wake me from my nap?
i'm not in the mood
to play your games
or sit on your lap
You
where's my yankees drinking glass?
i want some juice
and i want it now
so you better move your ass
and feel bad for me
'cuz i'm just getting over a cold
I'm four years old!
i'm four years old!
i'm four years old!
somebody better tie my shoes!
Now
i run down the hall
i scream and i yell
and i cry 'cuz i fell
bring the rubbing alcohol
Outside
i get mud on my shoe
i come back in the house
i get it on the rug
the cleanging's up to you
and i won't take a bath
unless you make me spaghetti-o's
I'm four years old!
i'm four years old!
i'm four years old!
mommy reads to me at night
charlie and the chocolate factory
Well
i can't have a job
and i can't go to school
if no grownups are around
i can't go near the pool
i'm not alowed to climb
my neighbor's apple tree
i'm not allowed to sit
too close to the tv
i don't know how to drive
and i don't know how to spell
but if i hear my brother cursing
i do know how to tell
'cuz he made me eat some bread
that was covered in mold
I'm four years old!
i'm four years old!
i'm four years old!
i just threw up on my grandmother