The emperor makes his rounds, master of all cats
fat in the midwest, emperor rolls his little balls -- catland
says hi to his pal walter, for all that smoking in the backyard
the neighbors do not understand, he's an aberration
even makes a funny noise
he plays great hunter with a ball-point pen
when the cat's away, ah, it's a regular rat day
when the rat's away, ah, king cat, king cat can play day
i jump around with my wang in the wind
it flops around, you admired it
i am your neighbor now
you can't stop me now
in exchange??, i will even run a mm mm mm??
if not, then all i want is something else
you will ask them for me
in exchange, i'll piss on everything you value
i am the emperor of cats
i do what i want now, cats
i do what i want now, cats
i shit outside if i want to
all a part of my, ow, kitty empire