If i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you a house (i would buy you a house)
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)
if i had a 1,000,000, i'd buy your love
If i had a 1,000,000
i'd build a treefort in our yard
if i had a 1,000,000
you could help it wouldn't be that hard
if i had a 1,000,000
maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
If i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you john merrick's remains (oooh all them crazy elephant bones)
if i had a 1,000,000 i'd buy your love
If i had a 1,000,000
we wouldn't have to walk to the store
if i had a 1,000,000
we'd take a limousine cause it costs more
if i had a 1,000,000 we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner
(but we would eat kraft dinner.
of course we would! we'd just eat more...
and buy really expensive ketchups...like...dijon ketchup! mmmm...)
If i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel)
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you some art (a picasso or a garfunkel)
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
if i had a 1,000,000
if i had a 1,000,000
if i had a 1,000,000
if i had a 1,000,000...i'd be rich!