Pandy fackler was a working girl
living alone in another world
of picket fences and a white façade
sucking dicks under the promenade
She was almost in a coma - from doing the bossa nova
and the funky cold medina - man, i wish you coulda seen her
Poor little pandy is doing the best she can
eating cotton candy from the garbage can
first to come and the last to go
i met her backstage after the 2nd show
Two lonely people on a summer night
we weren't in love but it was still alright
i held her close and she squeezed me tight - my pandy!
(solos)