Fu(n)ck Beetle


Ohhh... yeah... uhhh... yeah
I was on the farm one day and i saw a turkey
a turkey next to a cow
and i saw a cat he said meow
I saw a dog and he goes woof
then i saw a chicken
again, the chicken said woof also
And then i saw a fuckbeetle, a fuckbeetle, i saw a fuckbeetle
and he was with another fuckbeetle
and the two fuckbeetles were fuckin'
yeah, they were fuckin'
And then i saw a giraffe... giraffe... giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe
and another giraffe
and they were fuckin'
Then i saw the farmer and he was sittin' on the porch
and then he looked up at me and he said
hey, what's this in my pants?
i was like hey man, i don't know
it looks like a vagina
he's like, a vagina? i thought i had a penis?
no, you have a vagina and a penis!
Ah, fuck it, start over
start the fuck over
fuckbeetles, what the fuck is a fuckbeetle?