Everybody claims I‘m such a bad mom
So I figured I would try to prove them wrong
I decided I would try to look
For a way to learn how to cook,
But I couldn‘t read the book
Tried to watch the food network,
but I wasn‘t really learning
It was too much to take in... take in..
That‘s when I
Smelled something burning, burning..
Despite the bad fumes,
The cooking shows resumed
I kept on trying, my brain was frying...frying.. frying..
Didn‘t have the ingredients that day,
So I thought I would try to do it my own way.
The kids wouldn‘t eat it, they began to shout
So I went on the computer
To order take out.
That‘s when I found Ifood.tv
It made cooking seem just so easy.
Finding it was my one salvation
Now if only I‘d wear shoes
To the rest room
At the gas station...