Shopping spree for the family tree
haven't seen your family tree in quite
a while too many sandwiches
and wine sherry stains down your
best mans
tie what a speech the band arrives
the granny's cry
singer's
tongues in the
bar maids
mouth what a voice
grandpa
drunk a drop or two his head's still
sunk in the portaloo what a man
you bought a sequin dress for your
chichen breast the disco's late and
he's overpaid tonight you got a
diamond ring and the man who
sings the man who sings made
love to the barmaid twice and that's
just tonight the blue rinsed hairs lift
up the chairs the band's too loud
they're off down stairs what a noise
the bride and groom dance their
dance the singer mimes there's still
a chance the bar maid
smiles