Mountain Town


Stan:

There‘s a bunch of birds in the sky

And some deers just went running by

Oh the snow‘s pure and white on the earth rich and brown

Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!


The sun is shining and the grass is green

Under the three feet of snow, i mean

This is a day when it‘s hard to wear a frown!

All the happy people stop to say hello



Stranger:

Get outta my way!


Stan:

Even though the temperature‘s low

It‘s a perfect sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town


Sharon:

Well good morning, stan.


Stan:

Mom, can i have eight dollars to see a movie?


Sharon:

A movie? but i thought you were going ice skating?


Stan:

But this is going to be the best movie ever! it‘s a foreign film, from canada!


Sharon:

All right, all right, here you go. but be back for supper.


Stan:

Thanks, mom.


Sharon:

Oh what a picture perfect child

Just like jesus he‘s tender and mild

He‘d wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown!

What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure

And a mind so open and pure

Thank god we live in this quiet red neck mountain town!


Stan:

Hi, is your son home?


Ms. mccormick:

I think so. hey!


Stan:

Oww.


Ms. mccormick:

Kenny, wake up! kenny, dammit, come on!


Kenny:

{i‘m coming mom!}


Stan:

Kenny, the terrence and phillip movie is out, you wanna come?


Kenny:

{i have no idea! lol!}


Ms. mccormick:

Where do you think you‘re going?


Kenny:

{the terrance and phillip movie}


Ms. mccormick:

You can‘t, you have to go to church.


Kenny:

{but mom! i want to see this movie!}


Ms. mccormick:

Well, fine, go ahead and miss church. and then when you die and go to hell, you
Can answer to satan!


(pause)


Kenny:

{okay!}


Stan:

You can see your breath hanging in the air

You see homeless people but you just don‘t care

It‘s a sea of smiles in which we‘d be glad to drown!


Kenny:

{and this movie‘s gonna make our lives complete

Cause terrence and phillip are sweet!}



Stan:

That‘s right!

It‘s sunday morning in our quiet little white-bread, red neck mountain town!


Kyle:

Okay, ike, let‘s try this one more time!


Ike:

{babbles}

(yes, this confuses me too, but it‘s an old clip, not the one from the movie
Anyway!)


Kyle:

Ready, ike? kick the baby!


Ike:

Don‘t kick the baby.


Kyle:

Kick the baby!


Stan:

Kyle, we‘re going to the terrance and phillip movie.


Kyle:

Oh my god, dude!


Sheila:

Kyle, what‘s going on?


Kyle:

Nothing. we‘re going skating now.


Sheila

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