Put my hand on the bible
Do me for liable
It’s suing season,
And I am broke
Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows
Sometimes you’ve got to get the joke
It’s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can’t change how it’s wrote
Classy or flashy
At home with lassie
They all walk past me,
I wouldn’t know.
Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke.
Sometimes you’ve got to get the joke
It’s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can’t change how it’s wrote.
And when my ship comes in, she’ll be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
And I want it now.
Sometimes you’ve got to get the joke,
It’s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can’t change how it’s wrote.
Sometimes you’ve got to get the joke,
It’s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
You get the dagger out of the cloak.
I can’t change how it’s wrote..