And i can do the frug
i can do the robocop
i can do the freddie
i cannot do the smurf
and i can hate your girl
i can tell you that she's real pretty
i can take my clothes off
i cannot fall in love
And i can do the frug
i can do the robocop
i can do the freddie
i cannot do the smurf
And i can watch tv
i can shuffle up to buffalo
i can do a backbend
i will not call you back
and i can start a book
i can make some mac and cheese
i can sleep twelve hours
you'll never see my eyes
Chorus
And i can hate your girl
i can tell you that she's real pretty
i can take my clothes off
i cannot fall in love
you'll never see my eyes
i will not call you back
i cannot do the smurf
i cannot fall in love
i'll never fall in love
i cannot fall in love...
Chorus