There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
you gotta keep it beatin'
for all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! cretin!
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
my feet won't stop
doin' the cretin hop
cretin! cretin!
1-2-3-4
cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7
all good cretins go to heaven
rockaway beach
chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum
the sun is out and i want some
it's not hard, not far to reach
we can hitch a ride