Would you like some sweeties little girl? 
Come a little closer 
I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight 
I've got a palace full of fantasy 
Ready made just for you and me 
Once you're there i'm gonna take you for a ride 
Chorus 
I've got a one way ticket 
To take you to the other side 
I got a one way ticket 
So come along and don't be shy 
They call me mr. tinkertrain 
That's how i got to get my name 
They call me mr. tinkertrain 
So come along and play my game 
You'll never be the same 
Close the curtains and turn out the lights 
Beneath my wing it's gonna be alright 
A little secret just for you and me 
I've got the kind of toys you've never seen 
Manmade and a bit obscene 
Little angel come and sit upon my knee 
Chorus 
Mr. tinkertraain 
Never be the same 
Mr. tinkertrain 
Can you say mr. tinkertrain? 
No use crying 'cause you can't go back 
Now you're here to stay 
You can't run, you can't hide 
You can't tell me what i feel inside 
Mr. tinkertrain 
That's how i got to get my name 
They call me mr. tinkertrain 
So come along and play my game 
That's why they call me mr. tinkertrain 
That's why they call me mr. tinkertrain