Intro:
Yo...
Who's afraid of the big bad bat
Who issss the batman kid?
It's me *heh* (i ain't afraid of nuttin)
Word up let's do it (of nuttin)
Verse one:
I got your mind twisted (twisted)
Unrealistic wavelength draining on your brain strip inflicted
Crossword puzzling your delf
Questioning your own mental health (yeah) it's like a maze within itself
(yeah) check the grimey, slimey, crimey
Crim-inim-inal indivi-dual i be
Searching for the dark knight
Lurking in the shadows of the city, he roll with jiggy
My rhyme committee, robbing every gotham piggy bank blinnnnnnnd
Take a journey through the mind of a riddler
Chorus:
Tax free money not a problem
A heist to get the ice not a problem
A body for a price not a problem
Hmmmmmmm.... it's the riddler
Verse two:
Once again it's the mind bender, three-time felony offender
Demented, brain cemented, mixed in the blender
I lose ya, mass-confusion, question mark clues in
What where why whose-it, quizzz
Time to ask yourself who it is
Sheisty p.l.o. underhanded biz, invading brothers wigs
Can i live
Corrupt and bringing all the misery and suffering
Pain, you couldn't cure with a bufferin
Rotating, ridiculous, rapid-fire riddles
Bat get trapped in the middle of the riddler
Chorus:
Murder for the evil not a problem
To the gen there is no sequel not a problem (not a problem)
Big up to all my people not a problem (not a problem)
Hmmmmmmm... it's the riddler
Verse three:
Observe if you will
I'm in my hide-out in the back of the hill (of the hill)
I crack a wall then i caught about a mil (bout a millll)
Co-defendant johnny blaze and bobby steels (bobby steels)
We was blazing hardware (hardware)
Turn the corner you can hear the wheels squeel *rehrrarrrr*
On that ass fast was the batmobile (batmobile)
I could tell by the demon on the grill, this was real
Alley-cat screaming, i hit a trash can
Garbage everywhere, money flying out the bags and
Trying to escape, jiggy with the cape
Or else he'd be headed upstate, it's the riddler
Chorus:
Talkin homicide, not a problem (that's no problem)
You want to talk genocide not a problem (that's no problem)
Now if you're speaking genocide not a problem (that's no problem)
Hmmmmmmm.... for the riddler
Verse four:
Johnny blaze, i invest in crime cuz it pays
Mad scams, let me count the ways, a crime wave
I make a killing, on the first one to point his finger at the villian
Who be i, the priiimmmmmme
Suspect, crim-inim-inal intellect
Robbing banks hah down to grand theft what we want
Is it all, every seal on every door, every wallllll
Until the jig is called on the riddler