She broke up with me,
two days later
i think she met
her don juan in italy
she has a new man,
i have a new mustache
now all my friends
are gonna call me mountain man
and everyone will think
that i'm a stupid drifter
to walk the earth alone,
i'll never shave again
on the night she left me,
facial hair grew miraculously
i dressed in black like johnny cash,
and grew this beard of shame
i've heard it said she looks a lot like,
sherilyn fenn
and sometimes i'm mistaken for,
billy gibbons
i may appear wise, but i'm an idiot
it's over, she left me,
and she will soon forget me
she found out i was lame,
i grew a beard of shame
come all be faithful, joyful and triumphant
i am a new man, i have a beard of shame