Uncle bob, you're a drunken slob
daddy brought home a real winner
yeah
wake the guest, drink the tea
for his holiday dinner
uncle bob walked through the door
he was built
he was fucking ga-galore
The strength of his body was kind of a shock
the first time he put mike in a headlock
he crossed the line
put his feet on the chair
how can we fine ?? aunt?
Uncle bob, you're a drunken fucking slob
uncle bob, you're a drunken slob