Rape [x4]
I drank a case of whiskey
and you looked like jeanine jizm
i drank another case of whiskey
and you looked like roseanne barr
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you were to ugly to rape, so i beat you up
when i looked at you, i had to throw up
I drank a case of whiskey
and you looked like sheila micheals
i drank another case of everclear
and you looked like ileana douglas
[chorus]