It takes a whole lot of liquor
to like her
thats why i drink all the time
it takes a whole lot of liquor
to like her
but when i'm liquored up
i like her just fine
She wants to tell me where to go
tell me what to do
tell me what to eat
and how loud i can chew
she even wants to tell me
what thoughts i oughta think
it used to drive me crazy
till it drove me to drink
It takes a whole lot of liquor
to like her
thats why i drink all the time
it takes a whole lot of liquor
to like her
but when i'm liquored up
i like her just fine
Well shes such a pretty thing
you'd think shes heaven sent
she's the quarrelsome kind
love's an argument
she could yell all day
she can scream all night
i just sit there smilin
as high as a kite
It takes a whole lot of liquor
to like her
thats why i drinking all the time
it takes a whole lot of liquor
to like her
but when i'm liquored up
i like her just fine
This drinking buddy of mine
said he met a girl
said she was the meanest
woman in the world
i saw her pretty picture
i said man your poking fun
then the day i met her
i said pour me one
It takes a whole lot of liquor
to like her
thats why i drink all the time
it takes a whole lot of liquor
to like her
but when i'm liquored up
i like her just fine
You may look down your nose at me
think i'm an old sorry
son of a bean
the only way i'm giving up
my drinking glass is if i can
find a way to get her off my back
Spoken: your wife's on the phone.
Little brown jug upon my lips
your saving our love
with every sip
It takes a whole lot of liquor
to like her
thats why i drink all the time
it takes a whole lot of liquor
to like her
but when i'm liquored up
i like her just fine
Every time i get sober
she drives me out of my mind
it takes a whole lot of liquor
to like her
but when i'm liquored up
i like her just fine
But when i'm liquored up
i like her just fine
But when i'm liquored up
hell i love her