There's a small hotelhal kemp i'd like to get away, juniorsomewhere alone with youit could be oh, so gay, junioryou need a laugh or two a certain place i know, frankiewhere funny people can have funthat's where the two will go, darlingbefore you can count upone, two, three. for ... there's a small hotelwith a wishing welli wish that we were there togetherthere's a bridal suiteone room bright and neatcomplete for us to share togetherlooking through the windowyou can see a distant steeplenot a sign of people -- who wants people?when the steeple bell says,"good night, sleep well,"we'll thank the small hotel togetherwe'll creep into our little shelland we will thank the small hotel together