Toot toot!
And a beep beep!
You’re a coal miner’s daughter who turned to the street
And with a toot toot!
And a beep beep!
You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat
In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour
I don’t know what that means but I’m sure it ain’t a bore
Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed
Ambush Makeover really gave you
Hollywood cred
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON’TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
(one two)
HEY JONNY JONNY IT’S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP
(one two)
Hey Jonny you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind hey
Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!!
Toot toot!
And a beep beep!
A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep It sounds
like toot toot!
And a beep beep!
It’s like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep
Ya little label slut, you make the tabloids nuts
But if they only knew you couldn’t rape a donut Kiehl’s gift bag,
what fancy schmancy schwag
But it’s that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON’TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
(one two)
HEY JONNY JONNY YOU’RE A DREAM AND I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP
(one two)
I’m really really goin’ through it so when are we gonna do it
I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude in hopes that
you’d someday screw it I’m reading out like I’m Levar Burton but
that’s only cuz I’m really hurtin’ Beyonce of V.I.P.
I wanna be your wifey cuz when you’re flirtin’ Gravy Train!!!!
is squirtin’!!!!
I’m living!
I’m gagging!
You’re screening!
I’m reading! .