Wouldn't it be nice, if i could be, david letterman?
wouldn't in be rad, if i could be, your favorite t.v. personality?
wouldn't it be sweet, if i could laugh you to sleep,
five nights a week?
and i try as hard as i can,
but i could never be david letterman...
i know he knows you look up to him,
but you don't visit his sleep,
i know i know this is what i missed, your eyes are just for me,
really don't see how we could be, i still put trust in fate,
it's something slow that i don't know so i say...
Wouldn't it be nice, if i could be, david letterman?
wouldn't in be rad, if i could be, your favorite t.v. personality?
wouldn't it be sweet, if i could laugh you to sleep,
five nights a week?
and i try as hard as i can,
but i could never be david letterman...