I know that we all have differences
i'm not bothered 'cause i've seen them all
i'm the best guy you're ever going to meet
i won't listen to your point of view
I know everything
I know every paradox in politics
i've been every place around the world
on every subject i'm a known authority
no need to argue 'cause it won't get through
I know it won't be long
till all my closest friends have come and gone
freedom, i don't know what it means
the right to hate is part of me it seems
I know everything from history
i don't need to watch the news
i find it easy with my vast intelligence
no one tells me anything new
i often wonder why no one talks to me
they must be threatened by my charm and grace
i know everything about everything
i'm especially witty when i'm off my face