Time To Retire
lyrics by LaBrea Tar Pits Head
music by Faxed Head
Pretty sweet Mary Jane
Confectionary and so named
In her polka dotted dress
Thomas Lipton‘s tea is best
Fisk threads! Fast lead! Faxed Head! Forced fed!
Fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist
Get a load of these breasts
They‘re the best in the west
Under folds I perspire
I like sex, I‘m for hire
Fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist
The yawning lad in PJs
Dreams of asphalt and spires
Once did try to run away
But now it‘s time to retire..