The words are so familiar-
all the same greats, the same mistakes
it doesn't have to be like this.
if you don't make a friend, now
one might make you-
so learn
the gentle art of making enemies
don't look so surprised
happy birthday...fucker
blow that candle out,
we're gonnaa kick you
[don't say you're not because you are]
[don't say you're not because you are]
[history tells us that you are]
[history tells us that you are]
all you need is just one more excuse
you put up one hell of a fight
i wanna hear your very best excuse
never felt this much alive
your day has finally come -
so wear the hat and do the dance
and let the suit keep wearing you.
this year you'll sit and take it
and you will like it -
it's the gentle art of making enemies
i deserve a reward
cuz i'm the best fuck that you ever had
and if i tighten up my hole -
you may never see the light again
[there's always an easy way out]
[there's always an easy way out]
[you need something wet in your mouth]
[you need something wet in your mouth]
never felt this much alive