Oh if only brazil was not so far
far away i would swim or walk or ride
but never ever fly
but all the noise of the maniacs there
the sweat on my face it's worth to bear
but i don't wanna bounce and die
but then i see a lady in a tight blue dress
i close my eyes, i know what i would go for
stewardess before the crash
lavatory love machine
no fear can quell my steam
lavatory love machine
no cabin fire burn my dream
i am at your disposal
i gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide
wheeling junk along the aisle
keep your seat belf fastened
you're whipping with an iron voice
you command
uh mistress i am in your hands
and when she asks me what i'd like to eat
i realise the domina feels the same
and i reply: what about your pie?
lavatory love machine...
lavatory love machine
no broken wings to stop me steam
lavatory love machine
honey dou you like the way i cream?
now if i gotta die
i'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
let them know i've been alive
till i made my final splash
lavatory love machine...
don't hear the scary noises
from the turbine when you scream