He's a jack of all trades, master of makin' love
he's a jack of all trades, master of makin' love
i've had some men who were mighty fine
but believe me, ladies, he's one of a kind
he's a jack of all trades, master of makin' love
he's a deep-sea diver, he can find my treasure fast
he's a hindu yogi, he can make my pleasure last
he's got the lean good looks of a new corvette
the thrust and power of a jumbo jet
he's a jack of all trades, master of makin' love
he's a porno actor, he can perform on cue
he's a chiropractor, a doctor and a dentist, too
he's got a "number nine drill" that makes me shout
a bedside manner that knocks me out
he's a jack of all trades, master of makin' love
He's a dance instructor, he can make me rock and roll
he's a northwest mountie, ridin' the dawn patrol
masters and johnson, kinsey and hite
all take notes when he turns out the light
he's a jack of all trades, master of makin' love
words & mucic by connie bryson
© 2002 meter maid (bmi)