Well ain't but two kind 
Them that do and them that do 
Yo 
They got tigers  lions  and monkeys 
But i give my most attention to my donkey 
Pay no mind to the sign that said: don't feed it 
Even hold it when it's time to get funky 
Always tired after two rounds of action 
But you got to bust three like paxon 
So you go off and you join the jerkit circus 
Work it like you knock a bag  that's satisfaction 
So let's talk about this 
And that 
I'm a freaky deak player but i'm scared that it might be wack (wack) 
It might hurt my sack (sack) 
And if it ain't cool then i'm not gonna kiss that cat (cat) 
Cuz i don't know where it's been at 
Sometimes it ain't cool even when you wear a hat 
But yo i hit it anyway (unngh) 
Cuz a diesel butt female wanted to play 
And three days later got an itch 
And now i really wanna kill that (ho!) 
Who did it 
I shouldn't have been with it 
I really shouldn't have hit it (did it) 
But i slipped and i admit it ('mit it) 
I did it (hit it) 
But it didn't have to be done 
Next time i'm gonna run run run to the 
Jerkit circus 
Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom 
Jerkit circus 
Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the 
Jerkit circus 
Fly girl kinkies work those pinkies at the 
Jerkit circus baby 
Hey yo it's time to milk the cow 
Mary goes up and mary goes down 
Mary goes mary goes round and round 
She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat 
Pop went the ball sack 
Mary goes up and mary goes down 
Mary goes mary goes round and round 
But this time the horse wasn't wearing no hat 
Dead went the ball sack 
How did you get strong when she looked at you 
(and that's how she hooked at you) 
Sitting in the back when you knew you wasn't strapped 
And that's how the microwave cooked you 
You rocked and shocked it 
Knocked up the booty real good when you knew you should have 
Stopped and blocked it 
With a hat 
I stay strapped cuz i'm smarter than that 
So let's work 
Let's work this 
And let's go to the circus 
Tonight he's gonna rock it with a whole new plan 
He's got a date with his left hand 
At the 
Jerkit circus 
Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom 
Jerkit circus 
Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the 
Jerkit circus 
Fly girl swingers let me use a finger at the 
Jerkit circus 
No more sticking time that we choke that chicken 
Mary goes up and mary goes down 
Mary goes mary goes round and round 
She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat 
Pop went the ball sack 
Called your girl 
Tried to get your rocks off 
Made you wait 
Your hard rock got soft (aakh!) 
What are you gonna do? 
I don't know i wish i knew a better way 
Cuz back in the day 
You step to a lot a girls and they say back off a lot 
You get mad wanting tail, jack off a lot 
But hey it's not such a bad idea considering 
Don't have to waste a lot a time trying to get her in 
The mood 
And you need no protection 
Word to the dick what else it's got is no affection 
The sex was great and you didn't have to ball her 
And hear her nagging asking you if you was gonna call her 
So now i'm going out like a strangler 
Get a grip and choke your fadangler 
To the girls that use sex to try to work us: 
Took my destiny into my own hand 
And joined the 
Jerkit circus 
Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom 
Jerkit circus 
Yeah gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the 
Jerkit circus 
Fly girl swingers learn to use a finger at the 
Jerkit circus 
No more sticking time that we choke that chicken