Flowers and wine is what i thought i would find
when i came home from working tonight
well now here i stand, over this frying pan
and you want a cold one again
I bought these new heels, did my nails
had my hair done just right
i thought this new dress was a sure bet
for romance tonight
well it's perfectly clear, between the tv and beer
i won't get so much as a kiss
as i head for the door i turn around to be sure
did i shave my legs for this
Now when we first met you promised we'd get
a house on a hill with a pool
well this trailer stays wet and we're swimmin' in debt
and now you want me to go back to school
I bought these new heels, did my nails
had my hair done just right
i thought this new dress was a sure bet
for romance tonight
well it's perfectly clear, between the tv and beer
i won't get so much as a kiss
as i head for the door i turn around to be sure
did i shave my legs for this?
Darlin' did i shave my legs for this?